December 2009
20 posts
Dude we basically know Prince Harry
– Natalie
I hope a third thing doesn’t happen to them!
– Tess
Merry Christmas whore
– Tess
Merry Christmas luv
– Natalie
Don’t eat too much, we’re making cheese platters!
– Tess
You’re an ass face Tess says, just come!
– Natalie
Pema you can’t leave please god stay it’s too fun
– Natalie
I’m Barry fucking Gibb!
– Tess
HEY BOYS
– Natalie
HELLO
– Natalie
Omg have you seen the club professionals site? It’s horrible! I want to...
– Tess
Wait, you’re joking right? You guys didn’t actually perform. I have...
– Unknown
Way way back in the nineteen eighties
– Natalie
Get Love2B on your ear
– Tess (I assume talking about tattoos?)
I’m never gonna find love.
– Natalie
And now, some of my favorite texts from Tess and Natalie found on some old phones…
I don’t wanna run away baby you’re the one I need tonight. No...
– Tess